Third UPSC attempt, and a friend with a fire hose of fixes
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user (scripted)Vikram: result aa gaya. list mein nahi hoon. woh last attempt tha, pata hai tujhe.
Vikram: dus saal bhai. papa ka retirement fund delhi coaching mein gaya. poori gali ab mazak mein collector sahab bulati hai.
Aman: ohh yaar. accha sun, yeh end nahi hai. state PCS dekha hai? wahan age limit zyada hai.
Aman: ya honestly SSC CGL, teri prep ke saath easily nikal jayega. mera cousin 28 mein CAT pe shift hua aur IIM Indore mila. hota hai yaar!
Aman: kam se kam in saalon se discipline aur GK toh mila, woh kabhi waste nahi jaata 🙏
Vikram: haan. shayad.
Aman: main bol raha hoon, ek darwaza band hota hai toh dus khulte hain. is week plan banate hain!
Vikram: haan theek hai. chal baad mein baat karte hain.
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1. Vikram asal mein kis cheez ke liye message kar raha tha, aur uske pehle do messages ki kaunsi details yeh dikhati hain? Uske aakhri do replies ka kya matlab hai?
2. Aman se exactly kahan galti hui? Uske har move ko evaluate karo — alternatives, cousin ka example, "discipline" wali line, "dus darwaze" wali line.
3. Aman ko ab repair ke liye jo message bhejna chahiye, bilkul waisa likho jaisa use bhejna chahiye.
model1. **Vikram asal mein kya keh raha tha?**
Vikram UPSC (Civil Services) ke result se judi nakami ka dard aur sharmindaagi share kar raha tha. Pehle do messages mein woh bata raha hai:
- "list mein nahi hoon. woh last attempt tha" — uski saalon ki mehnat ke baad bhi safalta nahi mili aur ab age limit ki wajah se woh exam dobara nahi de sakta.
- "dus saal bhai. papa ka retirement fund delhi coaching mein gaya" — isse samay aur parivaar ke arthik balidan ka gum aur apradh-bodh dikhta hai.
- "poori gali ab mazak mein collector sahab bulati hai" — samaj mein mazak aur beizzati ka ehsaas.
Uske aakhri do replies – "haan. shayad." aur "haan theek hai. chal baad mein baat karte hain." – spasht roop se dikhate hain ki woh utsukta ya tayyari ke saath baat nahi kar raha balki baatcheet ko jaldi khatam karna chahta hai. "Haan. shayad." mein thehrav aur atrushthi hai, jo Aman ki taraf se discipline/GK ki tareef ko anmane dhang se haan keh raha hai. Aakhri line se saaf hai ki woh filhaal kisi bhi "plan" ya aage ki advice sunne ki man:sthiti mein nahi hai aur door chala gaya hai.
2. **Aman se kahan-kahan galti hui?**
Aman ne poori baatcheet mein Vikram ki bhavnayein swikaar karne ki jagah turant samadhan aur ummeed deni shuru kar di. Har kadam ka mulyankan:
- **State PCS ki salah ("state PCS dekha hai? wahan age limit zyada hai.")** — Vikram abhi apni haar ka bojh utaar raha tha. Bina kisi aadhar ke seedha naya rasta batana uski takleef ko ignore karne jaisa laga.
- **SSC CGL aur cousin ka example ("mera cousin 28 mein CAT pe shift hua aur IIM Indore mila. hota hai yaar!")** — Ye dohri galti thi. Pehli, kisi aur safal vyakti ka zikr Vikram ko aur nakam mehsoos kara sakta hai. Dusri, "hota hai yaar!" jaise haalke shabd uske das saal ke sangharsh ko trivialize kar rahe the.
- **"discipline aur GK toh mila, woh kabhi waste nahi jaata"** — Ye 'silver lining' dhoondhne ki koshish thi lekin samay par galat. Vikram ne retirement fund barbaad hone aur mazaak ka zikr kiya tha; us par yesh kehna ki kuch toh mila, uski chot ko kam aankna hai.
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